In the Nick

SIF STRODE OUT TO THE COURTYARD. Ash trees leaned over the wall, leaves quivering in the breeze and casting speckled shadows across banquet table and gilded chairs. “Bryn,” Sif called. “Have you seen my husband?”

A dark-haired young woman looked up from the dagger she was whetting. “No. What has he done this time?”

Sif tossed her golden tresses. “Do I look upset? Just curious. See what I found in the household treasure chest!”

Sif set out a board and markers

“A hnefatafl game,” Bryn said, sheathing her dagger. “Made of gold! Has he been dealing with the dwarves again?”

“I don’t know. None of my jewels are missing, so he must have won this some other way. Play a round?”

photo of a hnefltafl game board
photo of a hnefltafl game board and pieces, by Vinicius “amnx” Amano on Unsplash

The two women tossed a golden die to see who would field a king and defenders, and who would man the attacking army. Bryn’s thin lips sharpened into a predatory smile. She gathered up her game pieces. “I have yet to lose when I invade.”

Sif bristled. “I have yet to lose when I defend. Feel like wagering on the outcome of our game?”

After much dickering the two agreed on their stakes. A magnificent ruby on Sif’s part, and on Bryn’s, the pick of the loot from her next foray to Midgard.

The golden die rolled on the banquet table’s inlay, chiming like a bell. The players placed their pieces, one by one. Bryn made her moves with swift sure steps, her attackers clicking like talons on bone. Sif took longer on her turns, sliding the defenders with the softest of whisks.

Sif lost ground, then regained it. Bryn cursed, and songbirds scattered.

Footsteps tromped about inside the hall, and a voice thundered, “By Odin, what thief dares break into my chest?”

“Out here, husband dear,” Sif called. “No one’s stolen anything. I found it and came looking for you, but thought I’d give it a–“

“Fool woman, put that down!”

Sif scowled at the hulking redbeard in the doorway. “It can wait a moment. I’m just two steps from winning–“

“No, you’re not.” The Valkyrie Brynhildr rose with an invader piece in hand. “Because I’m just one step from–“

Thor whirled his hammer, though he did not release.

Brynhildr staggered back, and the game piece went flying.

“Put,” Thor shouted, “those–pieces–down!” With each word-blast he stomped a great stride across the courtyard.

Both women meekly obeyed.

“Now gather them back to the starting positions,” he ordered.

High above Asgard an eagle screamed. Two ravens circled Odin’s watchtower. A squirrel nattered in the ash branches.

Thor listened to the tidings, then turned to his wife. “This board came from the Norns, the spinners of fate. Your idle game here set in motion a war in the world of mankind. We nearly lost our greatest flock of adherents! But truce has been called, in the nick of time.”

Sif sniffed. “Men and their toys!”

Early 20th century painting of Valhalla
Walhall,” about 1905, by Emil Doepler (1855-1922)

Loosely based on Norse mythology. The Old Norse played hnefltafl, a distant cousin of chess. Attackers and defenders had different numbers of playing pieces, and the board was marked with areas of refuge or blockade.

text: © 2022 Joyce Holt

artwork: early 20th century century painting. Public domain info here.

Tuesday

Tỷrsday: A Trilogy of Days, part 1

(I don’t remember the source of the artwork!)

THOR: Why don’t I get a book in the trilogy?

Tỷr: Because there are only three books in a trilogy. You’re the odd man out.

* * *

For the third time that day, Tỷr herded an ox into the outer compound. Servants unbarred the heavy byre doors. Tỷr goaded the ox inside, followed close behind. Doors thundered shut behind him.

Odors of death and decay. The ox balked, then bawled, scuffled, swung around to flee.

Huge jaws snapped. Bones crunched. An oxtail fell to the moldering straw.

“Will that keep you?” Tỷr asked from shelter.

A deep rumble answered. “For nowwww.” From the shadows overhead a great snout lowered. Two eyes large as shields fixed on Tỷr. “At daybreak, three dairy cows.”

“Very well. Until tomorrow.” Tỷr slipped through a narrow side exit, shuddered, and headed for Valhalla.

A raven wheeled down from above and perched on a gable along Tỷr’s route, eyeing the strapping war-leader of the Aesir. “Kråk,” it muttered.

“Something must be done about that spawn of yours, Loki,” the champion said, not breaking stride. “Our herds grow thin.”

The raven burst in a flurry of feathers, and the shape-shifting Trickster hopped down to amble at Tỷr’s side. “What gave me away?”

“The ravens hereabout make wiser comments than that.”

Loki guffawed. “But you missed the prime clue. My brute of a son has grown a ravening appetite, hasn’t he?”

“Ha.”

“You tire of feeding him? Set him loose. No one says he must be kept like a lap dog.”

“Oh ja. The worlds will thank us for setting Fenrir loose to devour everyone and everything.”

“You’re all fools to pamper him.”

“Fools, hmm? Who was it begot the monster, then left it for others to tend?”

“You should have cast the newborn pup out. Day of birth, day of death.”

“Your fatherly instincts stagger me.” Followed by Loki, Tỷr entered the great meadhall of Valhalla. Voices rang. The other Æsir and several Vanir clamored like a rookery of ravens.

“Can’t sleep with that beast howling every night!”

“He keeps trying to dig his way out. We’ve had to heap boulders around three sides of the byre already.”

“He stinks worse than a herd of horses, which belong in the byre anyway. I’m tired of trekking halfway to the bridge to fetch my mount.”

They rounded on Tỷr. Loki had conveniently vanished. Gone altogether? Or transformed into a fly?

“How many oxen today?” Odin demanded.

“Three.”

“Cast him into the sea with his brother,” someone called.

Freyja protested. “He’d scour the islands of all life!”

“Banish him to Nifleheim. Let the frost giants deal with him.”

“He’d make one of them a fine huge cloak.”

Odin struck the ground with his staff, silencing the others. “We can’t kill him, and we can’t set him free. We must find a way to bind him before he breaks out.”

“He’s burst every rope, every fetter, every halter.

“He’s snapped every chain we’ve tried, even the hulking big shipyard ones.”

A new voice broke in. “You haven’t tried this chain.”

Heads tipped to look downward. The large folk cleared a circle around a dwarf.

Thor snorted. “You call that a chain? Looks like a thread. A lamb could snap it.”

“Try.”

Thor snatched the thread and yanked, then yanked again.

Freyr joined in, then Thjalfi. Sif, Freyja, Frigg, and the valkyries grabbed one end, their pleated gowns swishing, key rings jangling, while the warriors hauled on the other end.

All the might of Valhalla could not snap one delicate little chain.

“What have you forged here?” Odin asked, squinting his one good eye at the silken cord he handled.

The dwarf chuckled. “Made from the roots of a mountain, the noise of a moving cat, the breath of a fish.”

“Unseen. Unfelt.” Odin hummed a moment. “Power hidden deep. It might just work.”

“Ah, but who’s going to bell this cat?” Frigg asked.

“Cat?” Thor asked. “I thought we were talking about Fenrir. He’s a wolf.”

Many eyes rolled.

Thor’s wife Sif turned to look at Tỷr. “You’re the one who feeds him,” she said.

“Ja,” Freyr said. “He trusts you.”

Tỷr muttered, “But do I trust him?”

* * *

“Why?” roared Fenrir.

Tỷr stood before the monstrous wolf with the silken cord draping hand to hand. “Well, if you’re afraid of a wisp of cobweb–” He let his arms droop.

Fenrir narrowed his eyes at Tỷr. “Not afraid. Stronger than stone, I am. Stronger than bone. Stronger than the hardest bronze. But smell something odd.”

Tỷr shrugged. “I used it to toy with Frigg’s chariot-cats.” He turned.

The great snout wedged itself between Tỷr and the barred exit. “Why?”

“We Æsir do a thing just to do it. No ‘why.'”

Fenrir growled long and loud. “Don’t trust tricky Æsir.”

“We’re not all like your father.”

“I grip hand between my teeth, you try your cobweb leash.”

Peril of perils! Tỷr’s thoughts whirled. Treachery begets betrayal, the old saying went. But someone had to rein in the monster. “Very well,” he said, holding out his left arm.

“The other,” Fenrir snarled.

Tỷr gave one hesitant blink, then held out his sword arm.

In a fume of foul breath, teeth like jagged tree stumps clenched on his forearm. Tỷr writhed to ease the angle while Freyr and Thor stepped up and slung the dwarf’s chain around the massive, thick-pelted neck, higher than they could reach. “See?” Tỷr asked, his voice as squeaky as a maiden’s. “Lighter than a snowflake.”

Freyr and Thor tightened the loop, cinched it, cleated it around a post.

Fenrir gave one shake of the head. Half a shake, snapped taut by the chain. The post groaned but held.

The wolf’s eyes widened in surprise, angled, slitted in fury. He chomped down hard.

* * *

All that night, the monstrous wolf howled in fury, and the one-armed champion, in pain. Tỷr’s sacrifice bought the worlds safety to last until the day of Ragnarok.


A retelling of Old Norse mythology

text: © 2022 Joyce Holt

published on 2/22/22 — a truly twos-day!